If there's something you wanna know
Well there's one place you never go
'Cos anything you wanna know
Is never on the radio

Some say it's bad some say its crap
Most will admit its rubbish on tap

It's on your radio...

Whose cat got stuck?
Who really gives a fuck?
Which old ladies dead dead dead
Frozen onto her bed?

Some say it's bad some say its crap
Most will admit its rubbish on tap

Your local radio...

If I listen to the radio well I don't hear a word
They really should know better
Than play me music that's absdurd

Some say it's bad some say its crap
Most will admit its rubbish on tap

The state of that radio...

Oh the radio, it's no use to me
'Cos it serves no purpose, as far as I can see
Oh the radio, 'cos it serves no purpose
Far as I can see
Its no use, Its no use, no use, to me